I like it when the dj at a dance club singles me out and calls me a hot babe

Naturally, I agree. Below are two things I enjoy doing. One, I am terrible at. The other, I am okay at. However, the one that I'm okay at didn't get any one dollar bills shoved down my pants. I should point out the person getting all the scrilla was wearing mesh underwear (I won't post that picture in an attempt to keep this blog G-rated). An important lesson can be learned here: Never leave home without hot panties.