I Have to Get the F out of Dodge (or Oklahoma)

So lately I've had a HANKERING to listen country music. I drove to a wedding in Peoria, IL, this past weekend (pictures to come), and 25% of the music listened to in the car was country...and I had control of the radio. Help, help! I'm a fixin' to becomin' a countrified bumpkin. How did this happen? This is a cry for help.