Do I look like I GAF??

If one more crazy meth addict who has obviously never been a collegiate tennis player decides to tell me half garbled stories I really can't understand, mainly because they are being told through a mouth with only two teeth, about his college days as a poor, black tennis player dating a rich, white sorority girl whose father disapproved, especially when she brought him along to high classs fencing tournaments, I am going to sock someone in the face and knock out the remaining two teeth. There are plenty other people in line at the post office to garble and bark at. I just want to buy my stamps in peace.