Crunk juice is cheap

Want your bar tab to be only $5? Go up to the bar tender and order 6 shots of "crunk juice". When he/she asks what "crunk juice" is, tell him/her that it's whatever he/she wants it to be. He/she will then pour you six shots of something delicious and a shot of tequila (in case one of your friends is diabetic and can't have sugar), and when you tab out, the bill you expect to be over $30 will only be $5. AND if there's a bowl of candy around, fill your purse full of it so you can pass it out to the bar goers next door.