Where did the month go?

I feel like the dust might finally be settling and I've adjusted to my new environment here in the 'sas. It has been a non-stop social whirlwind since the move, the highlights being a friend's 30th birthday party (which was actually back in Tulsa) and surprise! two weddings. Unfortunately (or rather fortunately) my camera is not working so this will be solely a verbal post, and since my Internet time is now heavily limited and my ability to effectively portray these events is subpar, I will give those of you interested enough in my ongoings the highlights of this first month back in Fayetteville in chronological bulleted format:

• Birthday party in Tulsa
• Seeing new friends
• Nice dinner
• Dancing until 8 in the morning (I somehow managed to end up in men's underwear, a sports bra, and kimono)
• Wedding number 1
• Seeing good friends
• Upholding bridesmaid duties and getting to become a pretty princess by getting my hair and nails all did
• Upholding bridesmaid duties by diving and sliding across tables at reception
• Swimming at apartment complex at 3 in the morning
• Losing car and shoes and having to walk through downtown Tulsa barefoot looking like a homeless person in pajamas who just found a fancy bridesmaid dress in the dumpster
• Wedding number 2
• Seeing good friends
• Penis antlers at a bachelorette party attracting enough guys to pay for all the drinks
• Bonfire at Goshen
• Drunkest wedding reception I've ever attended
• Terrible rendition of Jessie's Girl I attempted to sing on stage at reception
• Playing frisbee in high heels
• All day couch and eat-a-thon
• Sunday night drag show and dancing
• Treehouse extravaganza
• 12 hour sleep on Monday night while all the dust fell to the floor