Always a bridesmaid...

This past weekend one of my best friends tied the knot. It was a fun, three-day wedding extravaganza starting with a bachelorette party on Thursday night. I was a bridesmaid, and part of my duties included planning the party. We had a casino themed party since the honey moon is in Las Vegas. We didn't hire a stripper, but we did hire a limo driver, who for a brief moment of horror, the bride thought was a stripper. And although it was not my duty as a bridesmaid, I successfully managed to fall on the dance floor and have my dress come up over my hips, exposing my nether regions (I was wearing a thong). So yeah, I was that girl at the wedding. Luckily, not very many people saw and it happened way after my speech. Let's just hope the videographer missed it. The wedding was really beautiful and a lot of fun. I'm really happy for my friend. Three weddings down, three more to go this year.

Penis antlers are becoming a necessity for our bachelorette parties.


Kate demonstrating how to play a raunchy bachelorette game.


Navigator limos are the way to go!


This is how ballers roll.


Instead of doing something like wearing candy and saying "suck for a buck", we sold condoms to drunk people. I sold mine for $20. I'm thinking of changing my career to sales now.


Introducing Mr. and Mrs. White.


It was hot in the church, so I stood over a vent whenever possible.


All of the girls.


Amanda was the matron of honor, a term she did not care for.


Friend and friend.


How did duck face get in here?


Me and the Whites.


Bridesmaid rumble.