Welcome to Tulsa, where all the players play...easy firecracker!

Beaver tails, puma tails, and Andrew tales, oh my! He said it himself: "I'm a pimp and a player." So here is an ode to the mackiest of the mack daddies this side of the Arkansas River (also the funnest of the funs and coolest of the coolies). This man is so pimp that it's a crime. I'd try to warn you ladies off him, but there is no resisting his game. You might as well not waste time and give in.



I do, however, issue the following warning to Tulsa area drinking establishments, especially those with large patios. Though there has been no proven direct correlation, when this player is out playing, places have been known to start missing items such as very large table umbrellas.