What happens in Vegas never happened

My Las Vegas trip, part two. A conversation:

Two girls standing in line to get a pastry across the way from the check-in/registration desk at Bally's.
A1: (Sees a sign that says, "Diamond Check-in") Hey look. They have a place where you can check in your diamonds.
A2: I'm pretty sure that is the check-in for diamond level customers.
A1: But there's a security guard in there.
A2: We're in a casino.
A1: Hahahahaha.
A2: Hahahahahaha.

Note: I am not A1.

Hanging out at Excalibur.














The strip.














In front of the Paris fountain.


Poolside.


See no evil.


The Bellagio again, sigh.


A pose inspired by the men of Thunder From Down Under.


Pagan god says, "Bet on 35 black."