Oklahoma, you never cease to amuse me

I sometimes wonder why I am still in Tulsa and the great state of Oklahoma, but then I run into a one-toothed redneck couple at Autozone and realize there's nowhere else I'd rather be.

Yesterday, I had to go to Autozone to get a new battery for the Sat. While there, I had the pleasure to witness a couple come in with, and I am dead serious, one tooth between the two of them. The woman asked her boyfriend if he wanted a pop, and his reply was, with a stereotypical southern drawl, "the only non-alcoholic beverage I drink is beer." Haha-I love it! This made me feel a lot better about having to buy a new car battery instead of new shoes (and my car is running nicely now).