My deceivingly good weekend

Overall, the past weekend was really a lot of fun. I went out to birthday parties, had Big Mama sangria margaritas, got to see a good friend from out of town, went to a football game, went out dancing with good looking men, and even got to spend a lot of time outside. Then, I reviewed it more closely:

• I fell down and my elbow hurts real bad
• I got robbed Saturday night (S/He took my license, about $30 in cash, and my debit card)
• I got a splinter
• My computer broke from an electrical surge, and later an electrical fire started in my roommate's room
• IHOP didn't have their stuffed french toast
• TU lost the football game

Be careful while drinking mixed drinks with cranberry juice and wearing white:

Excuse us, we are taking a picture:

Let's try again, without the unhappy looking woman's head:

We love each other:

He is much more excited about this picture than he seems:

Attempted Latin dancing: