The End of Thanksgiving Break
I had an amazingly great time at home over Thanksgiving break. I returned to Tulsa last night, where I first went to meet the newest, cutest member of humanity, Addyson Renee White, and then went out to what was supposed to be just a bite to eat with three other friends.
Here is what was supposed to happen:
1. See baby.
2. Go eat, maybe have a few drinks.
3. Go to bed.
Here is what happened:
1. See baby.
2. Go eat, have a Big Mama margarita and four shots of Patron.
3. Ask the bartender to turn on the Latin music.
4. Latin dance with waiters.
5. Attempt to climb pole in restaurant and do flips on it.
6. Latin dance with waiters and convince them to stay open for two more hours.
7. Crawl across tables and booths.
8. Run to bathroom and regurgitate just eaten enchiladas.
9. Finish Big Mama.
10. Walk home.
11. Receive phone call to go meet friends at club for a birthday party.
12. Go to club.
13. Dance on stage.
14. Go to Taco Bell and deal with the stupidest human being ever to take an order for Nachos Bel Grande.
15. Head home and deal with drunk friend trying to get naked in back seat.
16. Arrive home and stop worrying about friend trying to get naked since cars are no longer honking at us and giving us thumbs up.
17. Go to sleep.
If you were paying attention, you will notice Big Mamas were consumed. Now, you've been warned twice.
Here is what was supposed to happen:
1. See baby.
2. Go eat, maybe have a few drinks.
3. Go to bed.
Here is what happened:
1. See baby.
2. Go eat, have a Big Mama margarita and four shots of Patron.
3. Ask the bartender to turn on the Latin music.
4. Latin dance with waiters.
5. Attempt to climb pole in restaurant and do flips on it.
6. Latin dance with waiters and convince them to stay open for two more hours.
7. Crawl across tables and booths.
8. Run to bathroom and regurgitate just eaten enchiladas.
9. Finish Big Mama.
10. Walk home.
11. Receive phone call to go meet friends at club for a birthday party.
12. Go to club.
13. Dance on stage.
14. Go to Taco Bell and deal with the stupidest human being ever to take an order for Nachos Bel Grande.
15. Head home and deal with drunk friend trying to get naked in back seat.
16. Arrive home and stop worrying about friend trying to get naked since cars are no longer honking at us and giving us thumbs up.
17. Go to sleep.
If you were paying attention, you will notice Big Mamas were consumed. Now, you've been warned twice.
posted by April at 10:11 AM
2 Comments:
You're just making that up...... I was not drunk and naked in my rent a car!!!!
It's funny how plans are simple and real life is a much longer list....I'm making a note to self that I should never consume anything with Big Momma in the title, unless it's latin dance night....
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