Well, it could be true. Yet, I think weasels are carnivores.

I don't mind moles, and ferrets are okay, but weasels I can't stand. They'll steal all the vegetables out of your garden, especially the cucumbers.


Wait, huh? Yeah, I know I'm weird. This post only has relevance to two other people, the cool people who went to a concert with me last night. I'd say it is an inside joke, but I'm not sure it's really a joke. More of an odd statement that has no meaning. I did however reaffirm how much I like going to concerts last night and found meaning in some good music. The band I spoke about earlier, Shiny Toy Guns, was in Tulsa. They rocked my socks (which is a good thing) along with their opening acts, Kill Hannah and Clear Static. We were on the lookout for weasels though. Maybe it was because I had a carrot in my purse. "Why the low quality pictures?", you ask. See previous post. The good news for me is that I got a better camera and that I'm going to Vegas on Friday. Just wait until that battery is charged...

The Commandments are there for a reason people

Thou shalt not steal. Last night, someone stole my digital camera. Triple grrrrrr to the infinity!!! I am so upset. Moreso by the fact that I've lost over 100 pictures that I hadn't uploaded yet, and it creeps me out to know that some stranger has over 100 pictures of me and my friends. Fortunately, the nude ones had already been deleted.

Sorry this entry has no accompanying picture, but my camera got stolen last night. Geez, weren't you paying attention?

I knew it was going to happen, but that didn't make it hurt any less

Last night I finally saw the third Star Wars (I know, I am way behind the times).

Immaturity at its Finest

Alove came to town this past weekend. Photo shoots with Alove are the funnest. So brace yourself, I put a lot of pictures up because I think they are funny and the primary purpose of my blog is to entertain myself!

Ballers unite. HFL do it right!


Yeah!


Apparently, I have issues keeping my eyes open.


Help! There is a duckface on Alove!


Ahhhh, she can't escape the duckface!


No diggies for you!


No diggies for us either!


Happy Seis de Mayo!


I don't get it.


Oh, now I do.


BUT WE DON'T!


Hooray, it's a girl.


Oh no, it's breached.


Hmmm, do I put too many pictures on my blog?


Ummm, no.


Please, no clowns need apply.


Good thing the exorcism worked.


This is the face I make when I am told VI is out of jalapeno poppers.


This is the face I make when I hear the words "small town".


This is the face Alove makes when she hears "Pawhuska".


Leroy, keepin' it real at VI. We were his favorites.


The saddest thing about this whole entry is this is only a third of the idiotic pictures we went around taking. And by idiotic, I mean AWESOME!!

Movie Theater Etiquette

I went to the movies with two other girls tonight. We had just sat down. The movie hadn't started, and the lights were still on. We three were discussing the amazingness that are Mix It Ups. Here is what went down:

Not nice girl in front of us: Are you girls planning on talking during the entire movie?

(Please remember: the movie hadn't started and the lights were still on.)

Me and two girls: (Expressions of disbelief and "are you effing serious?")

Me: Yes, that's exactly what we are planning on doing. (Make "you have got to be kidding me" face.) Of course not.

Not nice girl: (Blank stare, turns around)

Me: Well, that was ridiculous.

Me and two girls: (Laugh hysterically)

We did not talk during the movie, and I don't think we were able to finish our Mix It Ups discussion.

P.S. Do NOT go see Stick It. It was horrible. Guys, even the abundance of very fit females will not make up for the terribleness that is this movie.

P.P.S. Since the movie was so bad, it gave me ample time to think of at least ten better comebacks to not nice girl in front of us. I think my favorite would have been: "are you planning on being a b**** during the entire movie?" Oh well, hindsight is 20/20. Plus, I could never say something like that. That would be poor etiquette.

More like Cinco de Funno

CUTE!!!


NOT CUTE!!!


Even though this is the second time I've put crawdads on my blog, I swear I've only eaten them three times. My friends had their annual crawfish boil on Saturday. I did the fishing for them:


Then we went out to wish everyone a happy seis/siete de mayo, because we are too cool to wear sombreros on the cinco.


It was also the TU grad party. I am now most definitely officially too old to go to any more of these. I hope you got to catch a glimpse of my last appearance. I was the one running around in a sombrero yelling obscenities at strangers. I mean, I was the one that was the coolest person there! Haha. Being cocky is my new thing.



It is the end of an era.

Best idea, EVER. period.

This is going to be no news to you, nor will it be shocking. And when I share my idea, you're not going to think it's ingenious. But seriously, what would it take to add Fridays to the weekend and let us all have three days off instead of two? I think the world would be a better place and mankind would benefit immensely by the heightened happiness this would cause. I know I would be much happier, especially right now, because then I wouldn't have shown up to work 45 minutes late today still drunk and looking/feeling like death warmed over due to last night's festivities. I shouldn't have to not go out because I have work the next day. So, I propose we add Friday to the weekend, or change the fun night to go out from Thursday to Friday. Oh, and happy Cinco de Mayo everyone. With all the immigration issues going on right now, I like how probably all the people with anti-immigration sentiments will be joyfully celebrating another country's independence day tonight.